Keep your mouth shut!

Have you ever asked a woman if she was pregnant only to find out she wasn't expecting?! Can you say awkward! Well unfortunately I was on the receiving end of that last night.... someone asked me when I was due. I almost died of embarrassment, for me and for them. However to make matters worse was they didn't even apologize or seem to feel bad which only added to my humiliation. (like they were justified in asking) So now I am feeling sorry for myself and quite grumpy.  I am just putting this out there, but unless a woman is in the hospital with a baby between her legs, maybe you should just keep your mouth shut?!