advice

Because I am overdue I have heard a lot of advice on how to get the baby to arrive.  Here are some of the things I should try according to friends, family, strangers, really anyone who hears I am overdue. Now I'm not saying these will/will not work.  These are merely posted for amusement and I thought I should include all of them to be fair and not pick out ones in particular that I find funny...........I will let you be your own judge......

• Walking
• Eating pineapple
• Drinking red raspberry leaf tea
• Acupuncture
• Membrane sweep
• Eating Chinese food - but REALLY pigging out on it
• Sex
• Castrol oil
• Relaxing
• Singing to the baby
• Telling the baby I am ready
• Eating ice cream standing on my head ;)
• Not thinking about it
• Taking a bath
• Eating watermelon
• Squats
• Washing the floors
• Cleaning
• Eat spicy foods
• Eat East Indian food
• Eating pea soup
• Make a birth plan
• Climb stairs
• Go for a run/jog
• Cut the grass
• Stop eating/fast
• Go for a swim
• Go shopping
• Drive over train tracks/4x4/bumpy golf cart ride
• Speed slides at Lilac
• Eat greasy food like a big burger and fries
• A glass of wine
• Reflexology

So these are the ones I have been given.  If you have given me advice that appears on this list, please note I have tried several things on here and I appreciate you trying to help me. Please don't take offense.